How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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penus

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Brad Fuller!

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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