Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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