Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

r u smart..... or ur black

child labor

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Justin Bieber

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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