- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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