Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

what do u call a black man a black man

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

r u smart..... or ur black

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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