- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you call a black man? Black

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Grammer is very important

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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