Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Anti Joke

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