- Anti Joke

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

hey justin

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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