- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

taking out the trash... at night

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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