A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Black Friday

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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