- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

knock knock There's no door

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

a person who will soon die of beeties

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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