- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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