- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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