why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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