- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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