Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

you lose.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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