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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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The WNBA

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Hello

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homework

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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