- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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