I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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The jets are a good team..

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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u suck

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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._____________________. Whale!

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Do u take sugar?

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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