- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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