Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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canadians

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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