what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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