scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A black man walks Into a bar.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How would you rule?

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

I have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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