Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Here's another:

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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