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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Your Mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Where's the dick??? east

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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