- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

hey John will you make some copies

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Charlotte Bobcats

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

troll----> hahaha---->

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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