- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Do you know the muffin man? No

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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