- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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