Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Help I'm being raped!

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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