- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Poop

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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