- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Your Mom!!!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.