- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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