When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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