- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Womens rights !

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What you reading? reading?

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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