Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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The Female Orgasm

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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