How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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no

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A horse walks into a barn.

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I would rape her

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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