- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

HURT

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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