You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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