- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

where do some birds live in? Earth

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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