What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Amazing

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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