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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's big and long? My dick.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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