- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Rick santorum

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

I pooped.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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