- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

AIDS

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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