- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Who does creatine? James Cornish

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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