- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Luke Hardie is G@Y

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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