What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Jewwy Jewstein

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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