- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

whats yellow? lots of things.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Womens rights !

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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