how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Top Gear USA

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

THE END.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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