- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A russian gives away vodka.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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