once upon a time, it snowed

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock knock Come in

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

everybody loves raymond

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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