Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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