- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Whats better than 24? 25.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

we all know sammi has a penis

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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