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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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