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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

There is no I in Pie except for the I

a man walked into a bar....

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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